Gabon

Gaboners concerned about size of Red Duke’s head

Jun. 22, 2019

Residents of Salisbury have today expressed their concern about the size of the Red Duke’s head. The Red Duke is the head of government of Varkonia, second only to the King. “It seems to be an uncommonly large head for his body size,” said tvman999. “Like it’s a real…

Gabon

War ends with ‘tyrant’ deposed

Nov. 9, 2018

In just a few hours, joint Varkonian and Gabonese forces have brought an end to the civil war that started this morning. The Grand Prince has been captured and imprisoned by Varkonia. Declaring that the war has ended, BritishWanderer said the Grand Prince “has acted as a tyrant for too long…

Gabon

Civil war erupts in Gabon, government splits deepen

Nov. 9, 2018

A war has begun, but the belligerents are not who you would expect. The Grand Price has declared war against her own Assembly, and Varkonian forces have been rallied by the Red Duke. Yesterday, the Grand Prince sought permission to declare independence from Varkonia. But the Assembly said no. Then…

Gabon

Grand Prince again attempts independence, but is sorely rejected by Assembly

Nov. 9, 2018

The Grand Prince has today declared that Gabon is exercising its withdrawal rights under the Varkonian protectorate treaty and intends to become independent once more. This move is at odds with the will of the Assembly who, early yesterday morning, ultimately rejected the Grand Prince’s…

Gabon

Gabon remains Varkonian, says Assembly in defiance of Grand Prince

Nov. 8, 2018

In the early hours of this morning, the Grand Prince called an emergency meeting of the Assembly. Sources inform the Gazette that this was due to the Grand Prince’s dissatisfaction with multiple Varkonian senators being charged with criminal offences in Mount Augusta, tarnishing the name of…