Residents of Salisbury have expressed concern about the Red Duke's "large" head. (Unsplash)Residents of Salisbury have today expressed their concern about the size of the Red Duke’s head.
The Red Duke is the head of government of Varkonia, second only to the King.
“It seems to be an uncommonly large head for his body size,” said tvman999.
“Like it’s a real whopper. A real badonker.”
He continued on with several other nouns, channeling Shakespeare with his use of unconventional words. These included “dohoonkabhankolo”, “tonhongerekooger” and “hungolomghononoloughonga”.
The Mental Ward at the Salisbury City Hospital was asked for comment. “We cannot confirm nor deny that tvman999 is or is not a patient at the Ward,” a spokesperson said.
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